Thursday, November 13, 2008

Karma's a B*tch

As you all know I've been covertly following the iPhone cracking scene and posting the funny tidbits of information I find. Today's find takes the cake.

Crackulous is an iPhone application for jailbroken devices that allows any zitfaced punk to purchase an application from the App Store with his allowance or parents' credit card, crack it, and distribute it for free via the various offshore file sharing sites. Perhaps these punks collect ad revenue for every download or click-through to regain any incurred expenses.

The program was in beta testing and allegedly someone leaked it for all to use. The lead developer is crying a river that someone leaked his program, so he's taking his toys and leaving the sandbox.

What it boils down to is that someone pirated a pirate's software.

This is the sweetest of irony.

And if you're thinking that I leaked it, then you're wrong... or are you right?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

this blog is about stoping the crakers from cracking ur app, but u keep talking about random stuff. ur site is more of a childish rant than it is useful, u shud go bak to helpful stuff. also, crackulous is back to being developed. and u didn crak it, stop taking credit.

Anonymous said...

also, u kep calling every1 zitfaced teeange virgins. u do now dat namecalling is childish and imature? or perhaps u r explaining urself. also, c how no1 posts any coments on ur blog? stop using it 2 rant and do sumthin useful with ur time

iPhoneCrackDetector said...

Dear arnold22,

Your mom told me I could take credit for plowing her.

Also please refrain from commenting on my blog in the future. Your hurtful comments on the content that I take the time to compose really show your age. Moreover they expose the lack of education and your failure to make it through the learning system. I felt really embarrassed for you when I read your comments.

I'll let your mom know my thoughts on her failure of your upbringing later tonight.

Hopefully I didn't hit a nerve with my spiteful comments about your acne and hairy palms.

Nothing personal and no hard feelings, okay?

Love,

iPhoneCrackDetector and Your Mom.

Anonymous said...

This is pure irony, yes. I love your blog and I'm always checking it. Your blog and especially the style of writing makes it fun to read. Keep up the good work! :)

Anonymous said...

I'm with Chrib - Rock on

(I wrote a small game that's a matter of copying and pasting your code in to run the game if the app is cracked, see : http://ortatherox.com/pirates it's not perfect yet so I'm not making it fully public)

Unknown said...

Your blog is some of the best satirical humor I ever read! Keep up the excellent work. You truly are an inspiration to all of the pathetic iphone developers who truly believe that they have a solid revenue platform.

Much Love,
Random Troll

P.S. I can't wait to hear your hilarious and witty response! I hope it's as immature as the last guy's.

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